Best of the Worst: No BS

Me thinks he doth protest too much. ~ William Shakespeare

We don't usually need to be convinced of the truth. Do I need to convince you that the sky is blue, grass is green, water is wet, or summer is hot? No. If I have to try and convince you of something, it's probably because it's not actually a truth; it might be my opinion, but that doesn't make it so.

Or maybe I'm just trying to sell you a line of bull.

Which is how I feel about online daters (or just people in general) that try to convince the world that they are drama free, offer no bullshit, or are totally laid-back and carefree. No you're not. You know it, we know it - so stop trying to sell us the bridge and just fess up to who you actually are.

This guy announced via his profile name that women will find no BS here. As always, the horrendous grammar and punctuation are his.

blah blah blah.. If you want to know anything, just ask me, its really that simple. I'm tired of trying to sell myself on these singles sites like I'm the latest tech gadget, especially being that I'm single at this point in my life, I feel more like a defective toy on the island of misfit toys.

If someone approached me in a bar or at a coffee shop with this attitude, I'd walk away quickly and probably alert security. Why on earth would anyone ever think this would work as a dating profile? But, if you manage to get past this, here's what's next.

I'm also very tired of all you women asking where all the 'nice' guys are, when 9 out of 10 times you always choose the 'bad boy/arrogant/drunken/cheating/full of BS kinda guy' over the nice guy and then wonder why you aren't happy in the end, and then wonder why you can't find a 'nice guy" apparently forgetting you've been blowing them off all your life for the 'bad boy.' 

You just addressed your next potential love as "all you women" and then said we do something "always" or 9 out of 10 times - which is, in fact, not always. Also - bitter much?

It also baffles my mind that there are so many women on this site with no pictures. Seriously? Have you not figured out by now that men are visually stimulated creatures. Like it or not, it's how we are wired, don't hate us for it, it's not our fault. Try selling a guy a car/truck or motorcycle without showing him a picture and see how much luck you have, ... exactly, so what makes you think we would have interest in a women who we had no clue what she looked like. 

Well, he is a peach, isn't he? Did he actually just compare women to cars and trucks and motorcycles?

I'm an imperfect, straight forward, down to earth, easy going, honest, sincere, compassionate, passionate, emotional common sense kind of guy, that believes our government needs a major ass kicking due to it's overwhelming amount of corruption, yet easily sheds a tear watching some sappy movie. There, that should just about cover both ends of the spectrum. haha ... any questions ?

Just one. How can you be anti-BS and still focus on everyone else's flaws, without admitting or facing any of your own?