- I go on so many dates, last week I actually confused my counselor. He was having trouble keeping up with the dates I was talking about. Next time, I may bring a flow-chart for him to reference.
- There's probably no quicker way to get rid of me than to call me "boring" or say I'm no fun. Someday, maybe I'll share why.
- If we've already talked and we weren't a good match, please don't send me a message thinking that since I'm "still on here" maybe I want to talk now. If it didn't work before, it probably won't work now. In fact, now I will have trouble respecting you, because clearly you don't respect yourself. Why would you settle for someone who wasn't interested in the first place? You deserve better.
- One of the worst parts of having your email hacked is when it sends emails to guys you once dated, reminding them that you exist, when you prefer that they just forget.
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Who would call you of all people, "boring"? Certainly they suck donkey.
ReplyDelete1) I almost choked on my water after reading BakingSuit's comment.
ReplyDelete2) That cat meme is hysterical. It's exactly how I feel.
3)Email hacking sucks....
"...suck donkey."
ReplyDeleteReason #783 I love Baking Suit.
The guy who couldn't find me in the coffee shop is the one who called me boring. I think he thought it was funny, but I didn't. I stopped talking to him and haven't heard from him since.
It hits a sensitive nerve.