Best of the Worst: What do you write, exactly?

I ran across a profile the other day that screamed "best of worst" - but of course, I couldn't find it again when I was ready to put my ideas together.

While searching, I did find a profile that made me giggle. I was thisclose to actually emailing this guy, even though that is totally against my promise. According to his profile, he is a writer with a bachelors degree. He loves literature, writing, spirituality and peace, among other things.

His profile reads:

Relationships are like a two mile well, filled with the most disgusting shit. But the top two feet of that well is the sweetest honey we'll ever taste.

Let's not jump in and gobble up all the honey and be left with shit. Gently dip are fingers in from time to time, take a taste and preserve the honey.

Um...who do you suppose pays him to write? I wonder if I could get that job?

In all seriousness - it's an interesting profile. Though - it does seem like he's saying he's looking for something more casual - even though in the 'looking for' section it specifically says he wants a relationship. That's becoming more and more of a pet peeve - guys saying they want a relationship because it's what they think women want to see, and not because it's the truth.

Which is really what makes him one of the worst.