Him: When I haven't heard from you in a while, I think about contacting you. Then I think, she's probably on a date, so I don't.
Me: But when I am always reaching out to you, I feel like I'm chasing.
Him: You're not. I don't feel chased.
Me: But I have no way of knowing. Has it occurred to you that when I don't hear from you, I might hesitate to reach out because I'm thinking you met someone else?
Him: Well that just means you're insecure.
Me: So it's insecure if I think it, but not when you do?
Me: *blank stare*
This is why I have a cat.