Me: Eventually I'd love to meet someone nice, smart, likes me AND has time to spend. And yeah, I know, I'm asking a lot. While I'm wishing for stuff that's never gonna happen, I'm going for rich and handsome too. Go big or go home.
I have managed to meet this person. Unfortunately I forgot to specify he should want to be in a relationship, or at least be open to the idea down the road.
Sigh. Next time I'll try to be more specific.