Plenty of intentions

One of the basics of a Plenty of Fish profile is your intent. The current choices are:

• Wants to date but nothing serious
• Wants to find someone to marry
• Actively seeking a relationship
• Casual dating/no commitment

After some of the people I've met, it occurs to me more options are needed. I suggest:

• Wants to find a sugar-momma
• Wants a pen-pal, nothing more
• Wants women to reject, in order to feel better about himself
• Seeking gullible women willing to believe almost anything
• Looking for "crazy women" so he can continue complaining all women are crazy

That's just a few suggestions, based upon some recent online dating experience.

For those who think I'm suggesting no guys are looking for relationships, I'm not. I'm just thinking a lot of time could be saved if some guys could share their true intentions up-front.