For the whole story, click here and read why Trooper owes me shoes.
- He wouldn't order food, even though he took me to a restaurant and got a table - twice.
- He gave the waitress a hard time.
- He tried to explain why men sometimes need to lie.
- He laughed at me because I was afraid to fall in the snow.
- He admitted he's not completely over an ex, but that he treated her badly and lost her.
If that's not bad enough, or you're new around here, or you haven't committed my dating history to memory - or you're just bored - you can also click here to read about the time I was trying to make a speedy escape from a bedroom, and the doorknob fell off in my hand.